The Daily Blast--The US Government Needs to Know their Role and Shut Their Mouths!

The Daily Blast
--The US Government Needs to Know Their Role and Shut Their Mouths!

Marc Lobliner


This is a new article where I will put people on BLAST and "point em out" on issues and topics. Today, I am going to blast on the US Government. STOP USING OUR CASH FOR STUPID STUFF!

First, these assclowns waste MY money investigating steroids in baseball and having congressional hearings on if Roger Clemens used GH. While baseball has every right to do this, what the heck is the government doing holding sessions costing hundreds of thousands of dollars a piece about a scandal in a, I am gonna say it, GAME!? Baseball is a freaking game. When it boils down to it, it is a bunch of guys hitting a ball and running after it. And it gets worse....

Now Rep. Orin Hatch, someone whom I have always liked, wants hearings on the BCS system in college football. Sure, I think the BCS sucks too, but it isn't even the PROS!! It is freaking college football. Note that Orin is a Republican, so this is bipartisan blasting.

Now, there are going to be congressional hearings on head trauma in football and the increase in Alzheimer's disease among football players as they age. I am not a scientist, but I did play football. I KNEW that as a 295 pound guy that running head-first into another 300lb guy couldn't be a good thing long-term. But I CHOSE to do it. No one is forcing anyone to play football.

Government, all of you pencil-neck or overweight, right-eroding punks, stay the hell out of sports. You are burning the constitution daily. I can see the public health care thing, and although I am against it, I can see the point. I can even see the reason for some of these stupid tax laws, and the rationale behind these socialist hoaxes, even though as a Conservative Libertarian, I am against them vehemently. But sports? A freaking GAME!? Using MY money?! Get the heck out of here!

I officially hate the US government now. I am tired of getting my rights violated all in the name of their personal power and greed. This goes to the socialists at the top as well as the fake, anti-capitalist Republicans pandering to their angry, disenfranchised, Conservative base. Stay out of sports and stop wasting our money! We are at wartime as we speak losing many brave, amazingly selfless soldiers. Try explaining to their families when they get killed or mamed in a directionless was that Roger Clemens sticking a needle in his ass is more important than their loved one dying for US.

US Government, none of you will read this, but if you are bored in between cheating on your wife and accepting bribes and happen to read this (and view my youtube cooking videos!), focus on our failing economy and dying troops and "win" this war on terror.

You have officially been put on blast.

The US Government, "Freedom and Choice Stealing Lookin' Boys".